Top 5 Worst Things You Could Have Had for Dinner

Joni has been posting recipes of things you would be happy to have for dinner.  Here are a few things you really should not have for dinner.

5. Rotisserie Chicken

By my expert calculations, there is a 17.2% chance that you will get food poisoning each time you eat a grocery store rotisserie chicken.  Eat at your own risk, my friends.

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4. Liver

Eat this only on accident.  Or in Italy.  I have yet to find any other acceptable occasions for eating liver.

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3. Leftover icing

There is no excuse for this.  Icing’s primary ingredients are sugar and lard.

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2. Sketti with Butter and Ketchup Sauce

Someone should tell Honey Boo Boo that nothing about this is okay.  Have you ever read the nutrition label on ketchup?  Heinz contains 4 grams of sugar in every tablespoon of ketchup.  Ketchup is not good for you.  Mixing it with butter just makes it worse.

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1. Dumpster Dive Food

Has anyone else seen the commercials for Extreme Cheapskates?  I cannot handle the dumpster diving.

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Pat yourself on the back if you did not eat any of these for dinner tonight.

5 thoughts on “Top 5 Worst Things You Could Have Had for Dinner

  1. Pingback: Lessons Learned from Watching Honey Boo Boo. Seriously. « greensandcoffeebeans

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